Miharu Rokujo, if you don't get back here or call me in the next hour, I'm gonna find you and tan your hide so bad you'll never be able to sit down again.

If anyone's seen the demon brat, please tell me where the hell he is. I've already checked the damn hospitals!

Okay, apparently I need to get out more or be social or something. I don't know what, she's talking about, since between her and the brat I get dragged out shopping every second day.

So fine, here's a question. What do you guys think of the restaurant reviewer guy in the newspaper, and what's your favourite restaurant?

[ really, it's meant to be voice, but he's not really in a clear state of mind. so. so, videohe's gone a couple days without sleep. right now, he's definitely tired. definitely out of sorts. he's in the pantry, lounging back against the door. the nv must be on one of the shelves. it's an over head caddy corner view. he's not looking at the camera, ( Read more... )

[Look. Someone's doing better. Better enough to complain. Aren't you just thrilled?] I swear, if I'm trapped in this hospital any longer, I'll crack like a nut. I want a shower, I want to sleep in my own bed, and I'm so close to just clawing the IV out of my arm it's not even funny. I hate long recoveries, more than I hate daytime soap operas and ( Read more... )

[There's quite a bit of fiddling as the video feed comes to life. Half the camera is obscured by Slash's massive hand, and what can be seen looks like a war zone. Smoke curling around, cracks in the earth... it looks like Slash is near the epicenter of the quake.]

...nnngh. I hate earthquakes.

[There's some plodding footsteps, the view still ( Read more... )

According to the calendar, today is my 66th birthday. Funny, I still feel 30.

...Whoever invented that bacontini needs to be shot. I'll stick to getting most of my drinks at Sam's bar when I have the time.

Yo guys, most of you should know the drill by now. Hi, Yukimi Kazuhiko here, a journalist with one of the local papers. Just wanting to add some newcomer flavour to the news that's not all about death and destruction ( Read more... )

So, some of you don't know me. My name's Jinx, and back home I'm a super villain. Leader of the HIVE Five, arch nemesis of the Teen Titans.

Yeah, some of you don't know me, but a lot of you know about the world I come from. Somehow, your worlds write about mine in comic books. Though I'm not a nerd, I know comic books well enough that they're ( Read more... )

Miles Edgeworth, we gotta talk, you and me.

I can't decide if you're a coward, or just a self-righteous prick. I'm leaning towards both.

Answer this message or I'm coming to speak to you in person.

I hate snow, but I think I hated it less when it was light and fluffy. This whole gross, mushy, density confused stuff is ruining my shoes. What's it called? It's like someone spilled a Slurpee in all the gutters. Doesn't May usually mean summer?

I have to give the recent string of murders applause, though. [You can hear her clapping for a moment ( Read more... )